1 I Know It When I Hear ItFeaturing [With] – Rudy Ray MooreWritten-By – Bergman* 2:50
2 Dick HickeysWritten By – Henrietta 1:58
3 The Pioneers / Have A Good Funeral, Yellowneck Will PayLyrics By [Words By] – TraditionalMusic By – Lucas* 3:16
4 The Golden TurdWritten-By – Bergman*, Lucas*, Sven-Erik Geddes 2:25
5 Nantucket Sleigh RideWritten-By – Lucas*, Sven-Erik Geddes 1:27
6 Necro SueFeaturing [With] – Donny DenimWritten By – Truman 1:27
7 The Crepitation ContestWritten-By – Lucas* 1:13
8 Tomato JuiceWritten-By – The Cardinals (3) 2:47
9 The Big Dick ClubWritten-By – The Phantom Surfers 2:20
10 Peach PoussayeWritten-By – Kattuah* 1:37
11 Dolemite's CornerFeaturing [With] – Rudy Ray Moore 0:54
12 Happiness Is...Written-By – Lucas* 2:04
13 The Phantom Surfers' AlphabetWritten-By – The Phantom Surfers 2:10
14 Business DealFeaturing [With] – BlowflyWritten-By – C. Reid* 2:54
15 Love Is...Written-By – Lucas*, Sven-Erik Geddes 1:19
16 A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To The OrgyWritten-By – Lucas* 5:08
17 Sin In The SuburbsWritten-By – Lucas* 1:33
18 Special Guest GuffawsFeaturing [Provided By] – Neil Hamburger 1:46
19 Let's Fist AgainWritten By – Wilson 0:50
20 Summa PornographicaWritten-By – Lucas* 1:07